One hundred years before post-millennial parents were deeming Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs inappropriate for young vegans, the children’s librarians of the New York Public Library kept a card catalog of hand-typed kids’ book reviews.
“There’s about a billion card catalogs in the library,” says Lynn Lobash, who oversees reader services at the NYPL. “But these are special in that they were used as a tool for collection development, for the staff to evaluate the children’s collection.”
Children’s librarians, says Lobash, are themselves a special breed. “You say ‘trucks’ and they can name 50 truck books that are amazing,” she says.
You can hear their spirited voices in the catalog of about 6,400 index-sized cards, which offers everything from critical take-downs of Green Eggs and Ham (“typical of Suess’ late-period”) to racy reviews of Fast Times at Ridgemont High and scandalized reactions to Judy Blume’s Forever. Perhaps because the reviews were for internal purposes only, the librarians were unabashed in their criticism. When Lobash and her colleagues came across the catalog, they agreed it should be properly archived in the library headquarters at Bryant Park.
Thankfully, her colleague Morgan Holzer has been sharing some biting, hilarious, and heartwarming gems of reviews via the library’s Instagram account. Below find some of our favorites, and follow @NYPL on Instagram for more. Holzer posts reviews on Tuesdays.
Maybe instead of beating the high cost of college, like in our #reviewsontues from earlier today, just go back to high school undercover. No, we aren't talking about 21 Jump Street, but Fast Times at Ridgemont High. How many of you knew Cameron Crowe's movie source material was his own novel? "Be sure to read the chapter about the three girls and the banana." 💃👯🍌
“Be sure to read the chapter about the three girls and the banana.”
Typical late-period Suess.
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For the record, this book was written only 2 years after the Mets played their first game as a team—when their win pct was .311 at the close of the season—and they won their first World Series just 5 years later. Currently the Mets are only 9 games back after the All-Star break. The @Mets could totally "win the pennant with a little improvement here and a few breaks there…" #reviewsontues #baseball #mets
"If you are Of a Certain Age, you will no doubt have fond memories of a certain radio program which used this jingle as it's theme and will therefore be able to sing at least the first part." (Sorry, but if the Teddybear Picnic song is gonna be in my head all day, it may as well be in yours too.) 🐻🍴 #reviewsontues