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The best idioms from around the world, ranked

Origin: Chilean. Meaning: To run away.
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The following were sourced from I’m Not Hanging Noodles On Your Ears and Other Intriguing Idioms From Around the World by Jag Bhalla (National Geographic Books, 2009).

25. Ear-nectar

Origin: Indian. Meaning: A sweet noise or sound.

24. Can’t stop being the owl.

Origin: Italian, French. Meaning: Can’t stop flirting.

23. The Bald One

Origin: Cuban. Meaning: The Grim Reaper.

Origin: Japanese. Meaning: To tell it like it is.

21. “When dogs were tied with sausages…”

Origin: Uruguayan. Meaning: “A long time ago…”

20. To go to the pineapple.

Origin: Dominican. Meaning: To fight.

19. “Grow like an onion with your head in the ground.”

Origin: Yiddish: Meaning: “Go take a hike.”

18. To stand like a watered poodle.

Origin: German. Meaning: To be crestfallen.

17. Like a crocodile in a wallet factory.

Origin: Puerto Rican. Meaning: To be very nervous.

16. Like the backside of a vulture.

Origin: Finnish. Meaning: Ugly.

15. Like eyebrows on fire.

Origin: Chinese. Meaning: Very urgent.

Origin: French. Meaning: To be fat.

13. To buy oneself a monkey.

Origin: German. Meaning: To get drunk.

12. Cleaner than a frog’s armpit.

Origin: Spanish. Meaning: Flat broke.

11. To fart higher than your bottom.

Origin: French. Meaning: To be snooty or posh.

10. To vomit the sound of weakness.

Origin: Japanese. Meaning: To whine.

9. “Stop climbing on my head.”

Origin: Arabic. Meaning: “Stop annoying me.”

Origin: Mexican. Meaning: Dance.

7. To look like the Mona Lisa after a spanking.

Origin: Czech. Meaning: To be poorly dressed.

6. To make the kittens.

Origin: Italian. Meaning: To throw up.

5. “May a pine tree grow out of your bottom.”

Origin: Portuguese. Meaning: “Go to hell.”

Origin: Chilean. Meaning: To run away.

3. To bang your butt on the ground.

Origin: French. Meaning: To die from laughter.

2. “I’m not hanging noodles on your ears.”

Origin: Russian. Meaning: “I’m not pulling your leg.”

Origin: Italian. Meaning: To live very far away.

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