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Guys Are Sharing Their Laziest, Most Depressing Bachelor Meals, and It’s Kinda Terrifying

Guys Are Sharing Their Laziest, Most Depressing Bachelor Meals, and It’s Kinda Terrifying

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  • Your gender doesn’t impact your ability to feed yourself properly. But this is kinda hilarious. Let’s just agree that #adulting is hard.

  • This piece reminds me of a Chinese fable that used to be on one of the storybook-on-tapes that my grandma would set up for me to listen to when I was a kid. It’s about a man so lazy that he’s incapable of doing anything and his wife has to do everything. When she had to leave on a trip (to visit sick

    This piece reminds me of a Chinese fable that used to be on one of the storybook-on-tapes that my grandma would set up for me to listen to when I was a kid. It’s about a man so lazy that he’s incapable of doing anything and his wife has to do everything. When she had to leave on a trip (to visit sick parents or something), she knew she had to come up with an ingenious method of feeding him so he didn’t starve. So she makes this giant “bing” and puts it on a necklace around his neck—all he had to do was literally bend his head to eat.

    When she comes home, she finds him starved to death anyway, because he’d eaten the half of the bing he could reach and was too lazy to reach for the other half and turn it toward his mouth. Moral of the story I guess was laziness kills?

  • Hilarious, but also a sign that schools should probably keep teaching home economics. I learned to make tasty quesadillas in 7th grade and never looked back.

  • This is utter laziness, and I’m tired of hearing about how men just don’t know how to take care of themselves. I don’t know any men who can’t cook and clean for themselves because those are the basic functions of a reasonable adult human. Stop making excuses for some guys’ laziness and calling bachelorhood

    This is utter laziness, and I’m tired of hearing about how men just don’t know how to take care of themselves. I don’t know any men who can’t cook and clean for themselves because those are the basic functions of a reasonable adult human. Stop making excuses for some guys’ laziness and calling bachelorhood. It’s insulting to men and perpetuates sexist ideas about how women are somehow just naturally better at cooking and cleaning.

  • That pea and cheese dish at the top looks delicious...

  • We all have to know people like this. The man swiping the ants off of his SOGGY pizza reminds me of my boyfriend’s brother, who will eat old pizza no matter its condition. I swear, it’s just a part of some people’s nature to make everything as easy and convenient as possible, no matter how gross. The

    We all have to know people like this. The man swiping the ants off of his SOGGY pizza reminds me of my boyfriend’s brother, who will eat old pizza no matter its condition. I swear, it’s just a part of some people’s nature to make everything as easy and convenient as possible, no matter how gross. The Spaghettio Bloody Mary didn’t even shock me? I honestly want to know why I know people who are also okay with this. *facepalm*

  • I have a pretty strong stomach, but my stomach is turning after reading this. I find it so funny that right above this article is one about the gender pay gap. A lot of men aren’t competent enough to make a decent meal, but are still obviously the superior gender and deserve higher pay. Makes sense.

  • Hilarious read! Goes to show though that some men simply CHOOSE to be morons. There is no reason for this these days. A man can learn to cook the same way many woman do, Google and YouTube! And if all else fails, UberEats!

  • Kindred spirits. This reminds me of the Chris Rock routine, the power of the pot.

    https://www.vibe.com/2014/01/comedy-week-tony-rock-rates-chris-rocks-funniest-jokes/

    Warning, Chris can be quite profane so sensitive people who dare should advance to 6:25 in his routine.

    https://youtu.be/HsaHGFQjp0w

    Kindred spirits. This reminds me of the Chris Rock routine, the power of the pot.

    https://www.vibe.com/2014/01/comedy-week-tony-rock-rates-chris-rocks-funniest-jokes/

    Warning, Chris can be quite profane so sensitive people who dare should advance to 6:25 in his routine.

    https://youtu.be/HsaHGFQjp0w

    The notorious RBG and cooking.

  • I’m disgustingly impressed at the lengths some men go to to stay alive....and keep it down at the same time lol!

  • Be a man. “Sorry, person, I chose this seat for a reason. Next time you’ll just have to chose yours. This time I’m not moving.”

  • I am a new father to a 16 mos old baby, I work from 12mn-8am. I cook for my wife and son, take care of my son while my wife is at work. Do chores at home, play music, cycle and enjoy being a man.

    Bachelorhood doesn’t exist in reality it’s a word taken attached to not being responsible at all.

    Note to

    I am a new father to a 16 mos old baby, I work from 12mn-8am. I cook for my wife and son, take care of my son while my wife is at work. Do chores at home, play music, cycle and enjoy being a man.

    Bachelorhood doesn’t exist in reality it’s a word taken attached to not being responsible at all.

    Note to all men: take responsibility