Regular night terrors definitely give me the crisp psychopathic edge I need to get through the day.
There’s only one type of people who say they’re leaving Facebook—liars.
So they’re basically white cops.
Flew too close to the sun, Eddie.
Good Grief. There's a legit non-zero chance Trump was having a stroke.
Cool, I always wanted a high-tech hamster wheel.
"This is supposed to be a HAPPY sweatshop."
Instead of whining about hurt feelings and microaggressions, everyone should go do some pushups.