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Todd Utzig

Todd Utzig

Writer at theTwayneU
  • The news cycle is next-to-completely biased since President Trump took office. Sadly, tragically even, it takes the loss of a Mary Tyler Moore, or a loss of life at Mexican firework factory to receive anything non-slanted. #pathetic

  • In a galaxy not long ago, and not so far away, the ability to focus on otherwise unnecessary, singular loss of life, and subsequent next of kin, was equated with meaningful, mental health.

    Imperfect as he is, my President Donald J. Trump will be found to have ruled on the right side of history.

    But

    In a galaxy not long ago, and not so far away, the ability to focus on otherwise unnecessary, singular loss of life, and subsequent next of kin, was equated with meaningful, mental health.

    Imperfect as he is, my President Donald J. Trump will be found to have ruled on the right side of history.

    But hey, "Democracy is hard work sometimes bloody even." It is tragic that if 44 had a son, he would not have also resembled Derrion Albert. #gotBALANCE

  • Jonathan Bell, it would be humane if you were to defer to Officer Singh's next of kin - alone.

    I could become an overnight billionaire if I had ten dollars for every Mod Fam, DNC'er that didn't say a word when 44 asked for a trillion. A wall, when combined with other measures couldn't be any less efficient

    Jonathan Bell, it would be humane if you were to defer to Officer Singh's next of kin - alone.

    I could become an overnight billionaire if I had ten dollars for every Mod Fam, DNC'er that didn't say a word when 44 asked for a trillion. A wall, when combined with other measures couldn't be any less efficient than were Solyndra and GM. But hey, in the words of your guy, "Democracy is hard work. Sometimes bloody even." In six years I will be longing for a Derrion Albert, and yet Derrion still won't be available for comment.

  • Jen PapaG is delusional. Frredom is not blaming barbarism on videos, leaning on filmmakers of Indian and Egyptian descent, and playing the STRONG MAN in one's treatment of THE INTERVIEW. IT IS 2019 JEN. THIS MUCH IS TRUE, AND BY NOW ALL SOULS SHOULD MATTER. your ilk refused to isolate as much as Nik

    Jen PapaG is delusional. Frredom is not blaming barbarism on videos, leaning on filmmakers of Indian and Egyptian descent, and playing the STRONG MAN in one's treatment of THE INTERVIEW. IT IS 2019 JEN. THIS MUCH IS TRUE, AND BY NOW ALL SOULS SHOULD MATTER. your ilk refused to isolate as much as Nik Cruz and the San Bernardino devils - even though the writings were on the wall - basically in blood.

  • To bad Netflix will refuse to have flown her to Venezuela for sixty days with $400 dollars in her pocket. $400 doesn't go far where their non-governmental employees are paying upwards of $200 for a dozen eggs. But yes, the Free Market is "grand."

  • Mismanaged immigration makes quick work of funds earmarked for Americans of African and Latino descent. Sadly, far too many quote unquote adults are either incapable of understanding as much or refuse to accept truth. But hey, #whyNotJustKeepPrintingDollars ? After all, "Democracy is hard work. Sometimes

    Mismanaged immigration makes quick work of funds earmarked for Americans of African and Latino descent. Sadly, far too many quote unquote adults are either incapable of understanding as much or refuse to accept truth. But hey, #whyNotJustKeepPrintingDollars ? After all, "Democracy is hard work. Sometimes bloody even." A thing that Venezuela's freedom fighters are experiencing 1st hand.

  • To each his, or her own, but when people stand so vehemently opposed to God, even to the point of wanting to control the Jesus others long to worship, a train wreck is inevitable.

    We as uber-conservatives, at least the Christians among us, haven't so much as drafted legislation which states the LGBT

    To each his, or her own, but when people stand so vehemently opposed to God, even to the point of wanting to control the Jesus others long to worship, a train wreck is inevitable.

    We as uber-conservatives, at least the Christians among us, haven't so much as drafted legislation which states the LGBT community must refrain from planting their own churches and scouting organizations. And yet liberal America seems to insist that we subscribe to their jesus. Furthermore, If I were a homosexual, I wouldn't want baked goods from a bakery which refused to serve me. In conclusion, I find it hard to believe that it would be a difficult thing to find a bakery more than happy to serve me. God forbid the LGBT community decide to be enterprising. Couldn't have that in America today. #gasp.

    In closing, rather than believe the abundant lie that deplorably-dreggish, Russian bots are haters, know this; we wish that everyone in attendance the fateful night of the Pulse massacre would have been carrying and that Mateen would have benn the only one headed home alone cold that dreaded night.

  • Yoga is not of the living God. Sorry to burst your bubble. But, by all means, to each his or her own.

  • Although a fan of neither Booker nor Harris, Harris is the smarter of the two - especially extemporaneously. Both govern dangerously. Whether ever favoring district appearances over individual life, or refusing to isolate a Nik Cruz, both run immutably incongruent to the spirit behind our Constitution.

  • I would like to wish the victim a speedy recovery and great health. Conversely, I hope the perpetrators are quickly apprehended and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

    That said some of the allegations, as reported, smack of falsehood.

    Anyone with an IQ equal to or geater than 75 knows that

    I would like to wish the victim a speedy recovery and great health. Conversely, I hope the perpetrators are quickly apprehended and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

    That said some of the allegations, as reported, smack of falsehood.

    Anyone with an IQ equal to or geater than 75 knows that Chicago is not "Magaland."

    The incident "went off" a little way too streamlined for my taste.

    I find this case almost as strange as the uptick in Swastika sightings a couple of years ago in Maryland communities which boast large, Muslim populations. If I were a Muslim, a Swastika would not instill fear in me - especially if I hated Jews.

    On a related note, I am a firm believer that 99.9% of "deplorably-dreggish, Russian bots" wished that Smollett had beaten the perpetrators "to the punch" and utilized a personal, firearm effectively.