As the au jus is to the French Dip, so too the diva cup is to the discarded tampon.

I'll admit, I'm the one who posted the ad.

Some people, I tell you.

Well now I want KFC for lunch.

The perimeter is ineffable.

No way San Bernardino is more stressed than the ATL. You bitches have dispensaries, and Atlanta is- well Atlanta is in Georgia. Plus, much like the M25, I'm positive demons had a hand in designing 285.

In the pornography that I recall* the models/performers tend toward a (pardon my lack of decorum) 'meaty' box, with a full, and prominent labia minora.

*accounting for possible personal bias

Every time one of these comes out, I find it sort of odd. Like, "oh, wow, you needed that?" But I can see how it wouldn't occur to straight women to just go look at dyke porn... It's so sad you guys couldn't grow up with issues of On Our Backs :(

You'd think the FDA would be flush with research on the (fecal) matter. Maybe it's good that people are putting the squeeze on them. They're really going to have to bear down. This could turn into an entire movement if they're not careful.

I see.

Yeah, that's just not true. The bush is making quite a comeback, and small inner labia was never ubiquitous (at least in my porn-watching career)

I disagree with Returnofthehoney. I've looked at a lot of porn (apparently from that masturbation survey article a few weeks ago, I'm in the high percentiles), and symmetry is way more common, but labia size is very much not something that appears to be considered.

especially in a world where it's easy to believe yours is supposed to look like that of a porn star.

I work really hard at my job, guys.

Judges just emailed me with some...additional comments. Here's what he had to say: