“America, you are slipping. Why do I keep having to write about horrible mutant foodstuffs that are not from you? Are you depressed, America? Are you uninspired? Are you feeling like you’ve just run out of ways to bang two kinds of junk food together until they meld into something that is worse than the sum of its parts?”
Pizza Hut Middle East out-innovates US in race to surround chocolate with pizza
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