Toshiba’s difficult reboot, Google’s robot sale, drunken tweet detector

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What to watch for today

Toshiba tries to get past a massive accounting scandal. The Japanese tech giant is due to unveil a new strategy, but will probably be overshadowed by a new US fraud investigation. The company announced a $5.9 billion sale of its medical unit on Thursday.

A new crew heads to the International Space Station. Launching from Kazakhstan, American Jeffrey Williams and Russians Alexey Ovchinin and Oleg Skripochka will embark on a nine-minute, 17,500 mph (28,000 kph) ride into orbit. Williams will surpass Scott Kelly’s US spaceflight record during his six-month mission.

Tiffany & Co struggles with a strong US dollar. The jeweler is highly dependent on foreign tourists spending euros and yen, which will hurt its fourth-quarter results.

While you were sleeping

Alphabet is reportedly selling Boston Dynamics. The humanoid robot maker has been put up for sale after Google’s parent company concluded it won’t have a market-ready product for many years, according to Bloomberg. Executives were also concerned that the robots were seen as “terrifying” and “ready to take humans’ jobs.”

US stocks finally got out of the red…briefly. The S&P 500 barely inched into positive territory for the first time in 2016, on investor optimism about the Fed’s decision to keep interest rates low. Alas, the blue-chip index couldn’t hold its scant gains through the close of trading.

Brazil is in chaos and the markets are loving it. Leaked wiretaps between former president Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva and his successor, Dilma Rousseff, suggested that his appointment to her cabinet was intended to give Lula immunity from prosecution, prompting massive protests. Brazilian stocks surged, with investors betting that Rousseff will have to resign.

SeaWorld called it quits with killer whales. The theme park will stop breeding its captive orcas and phase out its famed “Shamu” shows. The move comes after years of campaigning by human rights groups and significant damage to SeaWorld’s reputation.

Trump and Putin are no longer buddies. The Kremlin is not happy about the Republican frontrunner’s attack ad against Hillary Clinton, which describes the Russian president and a terrorist as America’s “toughest opponents.” The ad is a departure from the mutual admiration the two men expressed a few months ago.

Quartz obsession interlude

Allison Schrager on misconceptions about the US prescription drug crisis. “A common explanation for the epidemic is economic conditions—the hollowing out of the middle class and economic malaise has left white Americans so distressed they are turning to opioids, and Donald Trump. But, in both cases, that argument is too simplistic to explain a deeper issue.” Read more here.

Quartz markets haiku

With lungs like balloons
We kick from the murky depths
And strain for the light

Matters of debate

America’s weed boom is reserved for white people. Minorities who bore the brunt of the  “war on drugs” are missing out.

Crying at work should not be shameful. It’s yet another area where women are stigmatized.

Robots need their own pronouns. As science fiction becomes reality, we should add “rhe” or “rer” to our vocabulary.

Surprising discoveries

A newly discovered Viking crucifix could reshape Denmark’s history. It suggests Christianity there is much older than experts thought.

There’s an algorithm that can tell if you are tweeting drunk. Keep that in mind the next time you reach for your phone.

North Korea built a massive weapons factory in Namibia. Pyongyang has a string of military investment projects across sub-Saharan Africa.

The “best book written in the Irish language” is finally available in English. It has scared off translators for 70 years.

Scientists uncovered a pregnant T. rex. It had a specialized organ related to egg-laying that’s also found in modern-day birds.

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