The accusations clearly grated on the organizers, who posted a lengthy defense on Facebook. They insisted that the mulled wine was “absolutely not cold when served” and that “there were mountains of cheese all throughout the event and right up until the end.”

The commenters below the post had an unequivocal message, however: If cheese is your thing, leave this event provolone.

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