From oil to gadgets, pharma to food, a huge range of companies reported their latest quarterly earnings today.
From oil to gadgets, pharma to food, a huge range of companies reported their latest quarterly earnings today.
Wading through all these reports can be a little dull, so here is a whizzy summary of 40 earnings reports you can digest in just two minutes.
The key to reading the results:
Baidu: Bai-don’t 😰
GoPro: Not dead yet 😐
Nokia: “Some challenges remain” 😐
LG Electronics: Premium washing machines 🤑
Samsung: ~Explosive~ profit growth 🤑
Nintendo: Zelda to the rescue 😀
Deutsche Bank: Low expectations, met 😐
BBVA: Gracias a Mexico 😀
Lloyds: Balance-sheet balancing act 😐
Nordea: Leaving Sweden? 😐
Nomura: Business outside Japan 😀
Total: Allez le oil price 🤑
Gazprom: Those gassy Europeans 😀
American Airlines: Pay the pilots 😰
Lufthansa: Profits at last! 😀
Heathrow: “Best year ever” 🤑
Airbus: More like Air-bust 😱
AbbVie: Holy Humira! 🤑
Bayer: Stroke-prevention pills 🤑
AstraZeneca $AZN: Expired patents 😰
Bristol-Myers Squibb: You say Opdivo, I say Eliquis 😀
Under Armour $UAA: Ugly shoes, ugly earnings 😱
Hermès: Handbags in Asia 🤑
GrubHub: Mmm, non-GAAP adjusted Ebitda 🤑
Pret a Manger: Coconut milk FTW 🤑
UPS: Saturday shifts 😐
WPP: US ad budgets 😰
Dow Chemical: The world wants silicone 😀
Now you’re all caught up! Well, until tomorrow.
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