The outrage was swift.

The puns were bad.

Even the President weighed in.

But the worst thing to have happened to guacamole is not peas. Peas, at least, are green. They are cute. They, like avocados, grow from the ground.

These are the real crimes against our beloved guacamole and the New York Times has nothing to do with it.

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Really Martha?

And let’s not forget that just hours ago, Mashable presented us with Brusselmole.

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