There is, by the most favorable estimate (Nate Silver’s FiveThirtyEight), a 30% chance that Donald Trump will become the next president of the US. If you’re reading this and that has now happened, we have something to help you celebrate—or drown your sorrows.


There is, by the most favorable estimate (Nate Silver’s FiveThirtyEight), a 30% chance that Donald Trump will become the next president of the US. If you’re reading this and that has now happened, we have something to help you celebrate—or drown your sorrows.
Quartz’s cocktail czars have created the America’s Requiem as a fitting commemoration of a Trump victory. It’s based off a recipe for one of the bitterest cocktails known to mixology: Eeyore’s Requiem, which combines the hair-raising trio of Campari, Fernet Branca, and Cynar with an exceptional 15 drops of bitters. In this case, we’ve replaced half the Campari with Aperol—to take off the edge slightly, and because a cocktail in Donald Trump’s honor needs every orange-colored liquor it can get.
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Ingredients
To make one serving, a “part” is 1/4 oz if you use American measures, or 7.5 ml if you use metric ones. For more servings, just up the quantities while keeping the ratios.
Preparation
Sit back and enjoy the intense flavor of a Trump win, and its bitter aftertaste.