🌎 Don’t be so cryptic

Plus: ‘Tis the season to be striking
🌎 Don’t be so cryptic

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Here’s what you need to know

FTX’s collapse has US regulators wondering about crypto exposures. The Securities and Exchange Commission released guidelines to help public companies meet disclosure obligations.

The Federal Trade Commission sued to block Microsoft’s Activision Blizzard takeover. Regulators argued the deal would give the Xbox console maker an unfair advantage in the industry. 

Elon Musk’s position as the richest person in the world is under threat. Tesla shares have lost nearly 50% of their value over the past year, causing Musk’s net worth to fall dramatically.

Canada’s TC Energy temporarily shut down the Keystone pipeline. More than 14,000 barrels of crude oil leaked in Kansas in one of the worst oil spills in the US in nearly a decade. 

The UK, Japan, and Italy are working together to create a new fighter jet. The unusual alliance won’t receive any assistance from the US, the world’s dominant warplane maker.

The US and Russia carried out a prisoner swap. US basketball player Brittney Griner has been freed in exchange for Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout.

The US Congress passed the Respect for Marriage Act. The bill forces states to recognize marriages regardless of sex, race, ethnicity or nationality, but it isn’t fully discrimination-proof.

Mexico is considering offering asylum to Peru’s Pedro Castillo. The impeached former president was detained in Lima after trying to overthrow the country’s legislative body.

What to watch for

Tinseltown has little Christmas cheer to offer cinemagoers this holiday season. The one film featuring Father Christmas in US movie theaters, Violent Night, is no romcom or kids’ film. The Santa-Claus-meets-John-Wick gory, dark comedy, released on Dec. 2 and starring David Harbour of Stranger Things, is an R-rated slasher.

Apple’s Spirited, a musical comedy based on A Christmas Carol starring Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds, got a theatrical release on Nov. 11 before landing on Apple TV+ a week later in time for Thanksgiving. This too was an exception: Most Christmas movies this season are going straight to streaming.

But what the box office lacks in elves and grinches will be made up for in plenty of blue aliens. Avatar: The Way of Water, the highly anticipated sequel to James Cameron’s Avatar, the highest grossing movie of all time, hits the big screen worldwide on Dec. 16.

‘Tis the season to be striking

Britons are preparing for a holiday season of delayed packages, canceled trains, and medical shortages, as hundreds of thousands of workers plan to walk off the job amid a nationwide cost of living crisis.

Some form of strike is scheduled for nearly every day from now until the end of December, in a wave of worker action that is expected to be the largest in the UK since the late 1980s. The calendar below depicts the chaos, but may not show the true extent of upcoming walkouts as unions continue to formulate plans. Just this week, Border Force, which runs passport checks at UK airports, announced a strike around Christmas and New Year’s Day.

The main demand across various categories of workers is a pay raise in line with, or greater than, inflation. With UK inflation currently at 11.1%, this is a sticking point for many negotiations.

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A 🤖 hasn’t written this email—yet

This week, ChatGPT, a text-generator built by the artificial intelligence firm OpenAI, held the internet in a thrall. The bot is activated when the user feeds it a question, such as, “How would I start a Quartz Weekend Brief about ChatGPT?” And then it spits out a pretty structured, formulaic answer.

For all the hype the technology generated, the truth is, ChatGPT isn’t a good writer. But that’s OK—all ChatGPT needs to be is good enough. Good enough to signal that, not very far down the line, a descendant of ChatGPT could very well turn out an email like this one. At that point, we’ll be in trouble, to be sure. But not yet.

✦ We’re exploring the current limitations and potential pathways of ChatGPT in our next Weekend Brief (we did indeed write it). You’ll need a Quartz membership to get the email, which you can snag today at 50% off the usual price.

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Dyson set the price for a breath of fresh air. Remember the company’s cyborg noise-canceling headphones that also purify air? They’ve officially been priced at $950 a pair.

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