On February 12, The Consumerist reported: Comcast Accidentally Receives Customer’s Rent Check, Cashes It Anyway.
On February 5, Ars Technica reported: Comcast Customer says she got a bill addressed to “Super Bitch”
Last October, Business Insider reported: A Man Says Comcast Called His Boss And Got Him Fired After He Complained About Its Service
Here are more Comcast headlines we expect to see in 2015:
Comcast Apologizes for Razing Orphanage to Build CrossFit Studio for Executives
Comcast Apologizes for ‘Xfinity for Jews’ Package
Comcast Apologizes for Installing Modem in Man’s Stomach While He Slept
Comcast Apologizes for Winning Grammy Award Over Beyonce
Comcast Apologizes to Customer Whose Cable Box Was Possessed by the Devil
Comcast Apologizes for Scheduling Cable Installation ‘Between 9AM and Fuck You’
Comcast Apologizes for Technician Who Ran Over Customer’s Dog Seven Times
Comcast Apologizes for Rescheduling Cable Installation to ‘The 24th of Neveruary’
Comcast Apologizes for Disastrous ‘Pol Pot Day’ Promotion
Comcast Apologizes for Storming Ex-Customer’s Funeral in Full SWAT Gear
Comcast Apologizes for Receipt Referring to Customer as ‘Hitler McShittyface’
Comcast Apologizes for Breaking into Morgue and Harassing the Corpses
Comcast Apologizes for Attempted Merger with ISIL
Comcast Apologizes for Controversial Essay in New York Magazine
Comcast Apologizes for Secretly Directing Every Francis Ford Coppola Film Since Apocalypse Now
Comcast Apologizes for Insensitive 9/11 Tweet, Does Not Explain Why It Was Sent Out in July
Comcast Apologizes for Putting Customer on Hold for the Entirety of 2015
Comcast Apologizes for Previous Comcast Apology That Used Several Racial and Ethnic Slurs
Comcast Apologizes for Several Prior Apologies That Turned Out to Be Plagiarized from Stormfront.org
Comcast Apologizes for Accidentally Apologizing for Some Bullshit That Verizon Did
Comcast Apologizes: It Was Actually Us, Not Verizon
Comcast Apologizes. For Everything. They Are So, So, Sorry.