Jason O. Gilbert

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Jason O. Gilbert

jasonogilbert

Jason O. Gilbert is a humor writer living in New York.

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3/22/17

The rules of strategic golf to advance US interests

The rules of strategic golf to advance US interests

Quartz •

PublishedMarch 22, 2017

1/25/17

The findings of my study into whether any zombies voted in the election

The findings of my study into whether any zombies voted in the election

Quartz •

PublishedJanuary 25, 2017

1/12/17

An obituary for fake news

An obituary for fake news

Quartz •

PublishedJanuary 12, 2017

12/15/16

Donald Trump’s daily intelligence briefing, adjusted for the subjects he cares about

Donald Trump’s daily intelligence briefing, adjusted for the subjects he cares about

Quartz •

PublishedDecember 15, 2016

12/7/16

Why the Radioactive Space Monster Is Time’s Person of the Year for 2019

Why the Radioactive Space Monster Is Time’s Person of the Year for 2019

Quartz •

PublishedDecember 7, 2016

1/19/16

“Details of the reorg”

“Details of the reorg”

Quartz •

PublishedJanuary 19, 2016

7/1/15

Chris Christie is not running for Prom King

Chris Christie is not running for Prom King

Quartz •

PublishedJuly 1, 2015

6/18/15

Poem: What Is The News?

Quartz •

PublishedJune 18, 2015

5/27/15

We are excited to announce our merger! With everything!

We are excited to announce our merger! With everything!

Quartz •

PublishedMay 27, 2015

5/14/15

Requirements for living at the Startup Palace

Requirements for living at the Startup Palace

Quartz •

PublishedMay 14, 2015

5/7/15

The 2016 television schedule, disrupted

The 2016 television schedule, disrupted

Quartz •

PublishedMay 7, 2015

4/28/15

We did horrible things to the Apple Watch, and it did horrible things to us

We did horrible things to the Apple Watch, and it did horrible things to us

Quartz •

PublishedApril 28, 2015

4/14/15

Republican candidates for president order a burrito from Chipotle

Republican candidates for president order a burrito from Chipotle

Quartz •

PublishedApril 14, 2015

3/24/15

Future publishing initiatives from the New York Times, following the Facebook deal

Future publishing initiatives from the New York Times, following the Facebook deal

Quartz •

PublishedMarch 24, 2015

3/13/15

I’d like to clarify a few previous comments about my war experience

I’d like to clarify a few previous comments about my war experience

Quartz •

PublishedMarch 13, 2015

2/19/15

What’s Apple Worth More Than?

What’s Apple Worth More Than?

Quartz •

PublishedFebruary 19, 2015

2/15/15

Headlines that will inevitably be written about Comcast by the end of the year

Headlines that will inevitably be written about Comcast by the end of the year

Quartz •

PublishedFebruary 15, 2015

2/4/15

Poem: The Internet from A to Z, 2015

Poem: The Internet from A to Z, 2015

Quartz •

PublishedFebruary 4, 2015

1/16/15

Explaining Elon Musk’s Hyperloop test track, in extremely basic terms

Explaining Elon Musk’s Hyperloop test track, in extremely basic terms

Quartz •

PublishedJanuary 16, 2015

1/13/15

2015: The year everyone at The New Yorker leaves for a tech startup

2015: The year everyone at The New Yorker leaves for a tech startup

Quartz •

PublishedJanuary 13, 2015