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US lenders readied $30 billion to save First Republic Bank. The safeguard stabilized the San Francisco-based bank’s crashing stock. Meanwhile, JPMorgan has ideas on who should be Credit Suisse’s savior, and the European Central Bank brushed off banking fears.
Microsoft is adding ChatGPT power to its office tools. The chatbot, called Microsoft 365 Copilot, aims to make users of software like Word, Teams, and Powerpoint more productive.
New Zealand and the UK banned TikTok from government phones. Both countries said the decision was based on the advice of government cybersecurity experts.
Ticketmaster will refund fans of The Cure. The company agreed to pay back a portion of ticket fees after band leader Robert Smith protested the exorbitant prices.
St. Patrick’s Day is big business in America
Sure, Chicago, Boston, and New York are thousands of miles away from Ireland, but if you go for an evening stroll through an American city on St. Patrick’s Day, you should be prepared for crowds of green-clad, Guinness-toting revelers.
1 in 10: People in the US with Irish heritage, making it the country’s second-largest ethnic group
70 million: Number of people in the global Irish diaspora. The population of Ireland is 5 million
$6.9 billion: Total amount Americans will spend during the holiday festivities, or roughly $44 per person
80%: Share of Americans expected to wear green this weekend
In an NCAA Cinderella story, schools get the glass slipper
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Radioactive tubes keep disappearing
“If someone breaks the cylinder, when you are directly exposed to it, you could be exposed to a high risk of cancer and serious illness, so please don’t break the cylinder.”
—Office of Atoms for Peace secretary Permsuk Sutchaphiwat talking about a missing radioactive cylinder in Thailand. The hazardous tube, similar to the capsule that was lost in Australia, hasn’t been seen for a week.
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Italy’s dugout at the World Baseball Classic has a Nespresso. Paper cups aren’t a hit among players though.
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